demelza robins DEFINITELY didn't do it.

Dear Viridian Mansions,

I ACTUALLY THINK THERE'S A POLTERGEIST WHO IS SECRETLY LIVING IN OUR BUILDING. I THINK IT EXPLAINS A GREAT DEAL. Because I just spent an hour stuck in the elevator today and was really late to work. Which was okay because at least Robert was there to cover for me, but I missed out on all the drama with his #1 Fan. And now I have to stay back an hour to make up for the time that I missed and I'm supposed to go out to dinner with L a friend of mine and anyway. WHY WOULD THE ELEVATOR BREAK AGAIN WHEN IT WAS FIXED A FEW WEEKS AGO? It makes no sense.

Hence: Poltergeist. Right?

Love,
Demelza.

What the HELL was that?!

ATTENTION VIRIDIAN MANSIONS! Hi. My name is Demelza. Nice to meet you. You may or may not have heard weird noises from the second floor. I can assure you, it wasn't us. Us being Unit 8. Just because I'm, like, the youngest person in this whole building DOESN'T MEAN that my friends or I are responsible for loud banging noises in the middle of the night. So whoever put that nasty note under the door can retract their causticness and bother someone else! Anyway, I wasn't even HERE last night.

Also, UNIT 8? Those are not my dishes. It has meat on it, see? I don't eat meat.

( hey there delilah, what's it like in new york city? )